relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold
Chris and Tom offered to help me train to become a police officer.
i want chris pratt to murder my ass
“My father always said, ‘Never trust anyone whose TV is bigger than their book shelf’ - so I make sure I read.”
Sometimes I look at people and make myself try and feel them as more than just a random person walking by. I imagine how deeply they’ve fallen in love, or how much heartbreak they’ve all been through.
Departure of the Witches, 1878 by Luis Ricardo Falero.